A Brief But Fascinating Conversation Overheard at a Holiday Party.

by David Kennedy Bird

 

You encounter the most interesting people at holiday gatherings. Here’s a conversation i overheard a few days ago:

Person #1 at party:  “The only thing my raw foods health consultant will let me eat is the scrapings from the underbelly of a rare wasp that lives on one of Saturn’s moons.”

Person #2 at party:  “That’s nothing. My new age dietary specialist says i can’t eat anything but the grilled intestinal tract of a really rare worm that exists only in the imaginations of unicorns.”